If you like to talk to tomatoes, if a squash can make you smile, if you like to waltz with potatoes, then I hope you're ready to learn about tax evasion. That's right everyone, we're doing Veggie Tales! But the execs at DT!HQ have asked that we "do secular Veggie Tales." That's why we're on the hunt for the next great literary work to be adapted by Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber.

Todd is riding a bike. Matt is surviving spread. Kyle is breaking out of jail.

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Properties we talked about this week: Veggie Tales, Larry Boy, Grapes of Wrath, The Walking Dead, The Shawshank Redemption

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Long ago, two races rule over Earth: HUMANS and MONSTERS. One day, war broke out between the two races. After a long battle, the humans were vicorious. They sealed the monsters underground with a magic spell...or so the opening crawl of Undertale would have you believe is the full story.

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• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH05QKkk6Q8

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr4IYjeplJA

• Toby Fox's Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@toby-fox-music/featured

• Undertale - Epic Cover Collection: https://open.spotify.com/album/3XwEBM7qrMDNlba3HDrTMH

• Filled with Pride: An LGBTQ+ Tribute to Undertale: https://gamegrooves.com/music/filled-with-pride

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When a podcast records its ninth season premier, it begins to ponder its relevance. Are people still listening? Are there any debates left to be had? Have we done all the bits there are to do? When these questions begin to plague a podcaster, they return to their roots: Pokémon and formative British literature. Don't worry, we found another bit! This time we're building Pokémon games on a budget.

Kyle suggests standardization. Matt suggests recycling. Andrew suggests seizing the means of production.

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Properties we talked about this week: Pokemon, Animal Farm, Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Go

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Image Credit: I swapped the pig on the 2014 Penguin version of George Orwell’s Animal Farm for a Lechonk and then called it POKEMON FARM.

Here's a trailer for Debate This! Season 9 and what we have on the calendar for this year. 

See everyone? It's a trailer! You can start here! You don't have to go back and listen to episode 1. Please don't go back and listen to episode 1.

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2025 has been the year of the LIVE! show at DT!HQ, so we're capping off the season with one more. Back in July, we braved the muggy streets of downtown Pittsburgh, PA and had our largest crowd yet at Tekko! With large crowds comes large responsibility and thus we asked: which IRL job would make the best subject matter for a JRPG?

Andrew is marketing, Todd is installing, and Kyle is at home in bed.

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A massive thank you to the folks at Tekko Pittsburgh for inviting us to their event! You can find out more about their other events at https://tekko.us!

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Properties we talked about this week: Mad Men, Severance, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, Triangle Strategy, Garrus Vakarian

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After seven, non-denominational, winter gift exchanges, we here at DT!HQ decided to change things up. We've gifted each other so many ridiculous video game peripherals that we forgot to set aside a game to play! Well we summoned the Ghosts of Gamings Past, Present and Future to teach us about the winter, nond-denominational holiday could be. They're going to lead us through a retrospective journey as we determine which cancelled video game of yore should be revived for gamers in 2026.

Andrew is ready to show us what you can do with infinite crowd funding money. Kyle is ready to show us what you can do if you don't feed into corporate monopoly. Todd is here to show us what you can do if you keep your promises.

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Properties we talked about this week: Star Citizen, No Man's Sky, Diddy Kong Racing, Overwatch 2

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Image Credit: Took the Overwatch 2 logo and put a 3 on it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Esports may seem like a wild, new phenomenon, but the story of competitive gaming starts in 1972. Sure, they weren't filling arenas or handing out scholarships 50 years ago, but these proto-esports paved the way for the modern industry. From the first women to be called "professional gamers," to the release of Quake in 1996, to the rise and fall of the Overwatch League, strap in for the story of modern esports!

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• Debate This! FLAVOR TEXT: The Console Wars

• Debate This! FLAVOR TEXT: Emesis Blue

• Rolling Stone "SPACEWAR"

• Gremlin Girls

• Amusment Players Association PDF

• Thresh Quake Run at Red Annihilation

• Original Team Liquid news blog

• Evo Moment #37

• Newzoo Esports Audience Report

• Modern MBA "The Crooked Economics of Esports"

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There's so much pleasure in the simple. The joy that comes from simple, arcade beat 'em up games is unmatched by the AAA gaming experience. Also, the joy that comes from reality TV shows like the Simple Life is unmatched by anything with cultural significance. This week, we're combining two simple things to make one, slightly more complicated thing! Gather all your quarters because this week we're turning beat 'em up games into reality TV shows!

Kyle is focusing on a family dynamic. Matt is focusing on a dating dynamic. Andrew is focusing on a workplace dynamic.

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Properties we talked about this week: Marvel Cosmic Invasion, Viewtiful Joe, The Osbournes, TLC, VH1, Bravo Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, I Love New York, Charm School, Splatterhouse, TMNT: Turtles In Time, Real Housewives, Big Brother

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Photo Credit: I photo shopped Krang, Casey Jones and Viewtiful Joe into a Real Housewives Graphic.

We here at DT!HQ are beyond stoked to team up with our friends across the internet to help fight hunger! We're working with other podcasters, streamers and content creators to raise money for Feeding America. 47 million Americans are facing food insecurity and are losing access to vital support like SNAP. Every $1 raised can provide up to 10 meals through Feeding America. Join us in our #PodcastersFightHunger giving campaign through December 21st, 2025 and help us prove that, while no one is right, everyone deserves to eat!

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Feed America is a nationwide, independent, secular, hunger-relief organization. Find out more about them at feedingamerica.org.

Other participating podcasts and creators include:

• The Monsters Playbook

• Shrimp and Crits

• Memester of the Week

• $2 Creature Feature

• The Thorne Files

• Date With Us

• Kitten Marlow

• Trials of the Apocalypse

• The Storyteller Squad

• The Critshow

• Pest Control

• CookieJarPottery (ttv)

• RecordsOfTheRealms (ttv)

• JimmyBeatsWorld (ttv)

• hazelazazelzel (ttv)

• Sarah Davis Baker (YT)

• Meadowlark Games

There's just so much content! Not only is there more content than any one person could ever consume, but the glut of content has also made it difficult for any one property to make a cultural splash. Back in the 2000s, a single TV show or movie could make such a big cultural splash that they would spawn a tie-in video game! It may be hard to believe, but people used like content so much that they wanted more of it! That's why we here at DT!HQ are getting nostalgic and determining "which current TV show deserves a tie-in video game?"

Andrew is redefining the corporate ladder. Matt is taking us to Newark, New Jersey. Todd is forcing us to stare into the trash pile.

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Properties we talked about this week: Succession, Guilty Gear, Dragon Ball Z, The Simpson's Arcade Game, What We Do In The Shadows, 90 Day Fiance

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Image Credit: I took a photo of Big Ed from this article and put it on the cover of a Guilty Gear Vinyl. You’re welcome.