Episode 120: His Eyes: They Shooty

We here at DT!HQ have certainly hit our stride when it comes to remakes of cable television shows. We've talked about Cribs, Forged in Fire, Forged in Fire again, Celebrity Rehab and a number of other gems of the 2000s. Today we're running it back and dipping a toe into the Reality TV Universe (RTVU). It is our mission today to use the path laid by the RTVU to guide the future of the MCU. So with that in mind, today we're asking, "what would be the best reality show to remake starring the X-Men?"

It's honestly a little disturbing how much we knew about reality TV. Matt flexes his knowledge with a deep cut WB show. Andrew scopes in on the personality of late 90s Nickelodeon Teens. Todd completes the infernal contract we must sign to talk about reality television as he invokes the name of the Bachelor(ette).

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Here's a link to the nightmare relationship chart we referenced: https://bit.ly/3mAqwVe

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Properties we talked about this week: MILF Manor, My Fair Brady, Born in the Wild, The Bachelor and Bachelorette, Beauty and the Geek, GUTS, the X-Men, New Mutants, COPS, Dance Moms, Dating Naked, Jury Duty, Survivor, Iron Chef

 

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Image Credit: I found this Deviant Art post from user NutBugs2211 that really wrapped up the concept of the episode.

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FLAVOR TEXT: Gilmore Girls

Welcome, stranger! You've driven a long way from The Big City, so why not park that fancy car over there and take a load off here at the diner. Which diner, you say? Why, the only one in town! What's that? You don't want to leave your car in the middle of the street? No worries there, stranger! We here at Stars Hollow have evolved past the need of paltry things like cars, or retail chains, or global economies. So, sit back, relax, grab a knitting needle for the annual Knit-a-Thon, and listen to the DT! boys break down the 8 seasons of love and laughter that is Gilmore Girls.

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Episode 119: We Bongo On (LIVE! at the Midwest Gaming Classic)

On the day of our non-denominational Lord, April 1st, 2023, 3 nerds were given a platform. A platform, not just on the internet, but in a real life place in front of real life people at the Midwestern Gaming Classic in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. This is that podcast.

Matt hosted a one-on-one debate between Todd and Andrew to determine which classic GameCube game should be remastered in 2023. The answer involved more primates than you could possibly imagine.

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Here is a link to the referenced PowerPoint. If your podcast app doesn't support links, please visit our website to find the slides at debatethiscast.com! https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/17DEU_1dz7BMtCb0pV05qKPIxejavS7o_-60wMZ3_sM8/edit?usp=sharing

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Properties we talked about this week: Donkey Kong Jungle Beat, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, Buzz Aldrin, Resident Evil 4 Remake

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Episode 118: Mob Job Bob's Gobs of Kebabs

DT!HQ takes a firm stance against gatekeeping. Whether your favorite games are on a console, a PC, or a mobile device, we consider you a gamer and you are valid. Unless, of course, you're one of the perverts still playing Facebook games in 2023. If you aren't keeping up with the news out of the Meta-camp, the Metaverse isn't exactly headed to the moon. Well luckily for old Zucks, the execs called us in to help revitalize that smooth VR hellscape. Today, we're gathered around the proverbial Round Table to decide which Facebook game would be the best to integrate into the Metaverse.

You're going to hear about a lot of games today, most of them you'll at least remember hearing about. Matt's answer is not one of those games. Todd and Kyle, on the other hand, went with games that you'll be much more familiar with. Or you will be, if you're into match three and idle games.

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Debate This! Ep. 103: Come and Funge It

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Properties we talked about this week: Mob Wars, Mafia Wars, Farmville, Harvest Moon, Bejeweled, Bejeweled Blitz

Music for Debate This! is provided by composer Ozzed under a creative commons license. Check out more of their 8-bit bops at www.ozzed.net!

Image Credit: I found it in this post from Visartech Blog written by Anastasiia Udovichenko. They do not offer further credit for this image.

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Episode 117: With Apologies to Cousin Rod, Esq.

There is truly no spin-off too obscure for us to turn into a DT! Episode. And, when a spin-off begins to pick up speed on a major streaming service, it is our job, nay, our duty, to turn it into a silly podcast about comics or video games. So, it should be no surprise to you, a listener of culture, that we're persenting to you today, an episode based on Netflix mega-hit, FiF:KoD! Oh, that's Forged in Fire: Knife or Death for you uncultured dweebs. This week we seek to discover which comic book weapon would perform the best in a History Channel Knife Sports show.

If you came here for Norse Mythology, Andrew has something special for you. Someone had to talk about a DC property, so we left that for Kyle. Todd's answer has the emphasis on the wrong syllable. Also, WWE's Bill Goldberg is here!

Recommended reading:

Debate This! Ep. 55: Let the Ka-Bodies Hit the Floor

Debate This! Ep. 76: Forged in A Ding Dang Hellfire

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Properties we talked about this week: Marvel Comics, DC Comics, Forged in Fire: Knife or Death, Loki: Agent of Asguard, Venom (2018), Titans, Secret Invasion, Shazam: Fury of the Gods, Flash, Eternals 2

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Image Credit: I made it in Paint 3D at 6am this morning.

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Avenge This! FEED DROP: Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantumania

Welcome back Nerds! The DT! Boys kick off Phase 5 of the MCU with a trip to the Quantum Realm to discuss Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania, the direction the MCU is headed, and what MODOK and Hank Hill have in common.

Spoilers abound in this episode, so come back after you've seen the movie.

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Image Credit: This tweet with a screenshot from Ant-man and the Wasp Quantumania

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Episode 116: A Cloaca is A Cloaca (ft. Jennasis)

Happy Valentine's Day freaks! Look, I'm just going to say it up front, this is the horniest episode we've released in approximately 47 episodes. If you're not cool with that, then get out now. But if you are cool with that, my co-hosts and I saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. It's all love here folks, and to prove it, we're crafting some new love interests. Today's debate asks which video game boss encounter would make the best romance option. The answer, as always, may surprise you.

It's one of those episodes where Andrew boils the noun soup that is Final Fantasy. Kyle talks about forbidden love and Matt says the word "goo" a lot. Obviously, the DT! boys aren't exactly kings of romance, so we called in a ringer this week. Jennasis from the Two Girls, One Ship Podcast answered the call and we're sure glad she did!

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Special thanks to Jennasis for joining us on Debate This! today! You should check out Jennasis's stuff! She's one half of two different podcasts. One is called Two Girls, One Ship and it breaks down romance in video games. The other is the Cyberpunk Lorecast and I don't feel like I need to explain to you what that is.

Check out Two Girls, One Ship HERE https://linktr.ee/twogirlsoneship

Check out the Cyberpunk Lorecast HERE https://pod.link/1475412003

Check out the Robots Radio Network HERE https://www.robotsradio.net/

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Properties we talked about this week: Final Fantasy X, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Super Mario Bros., Mass Effect Trilogy, Kyle XY, Watchmen, Brokeback Mountain

Music for Debate This! is provided by composer Ozzed under a creative commons license. Check out more of their 8-bit bops at www.ozzed.net!

Image Credit: Illustration by NSFW cartoonist @digitslayer via this Facebook page. If you’re into this sort of thing, please visit DigitSlayer’s patreon at patreon.com/DigitSlayer.
(Editor’s note: I went to a dark part of the internet for this picture but if this podcast is committed to two things, those things are not kink shaming and crediting independent artists. Click at your own risk)

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FLAVOR TEXT: Magic the Gathering (Pt. 3)

Unlike most trilogies, this one nails it. Magic: the Gathering is a deep well of rich stories and gripping lore, so we're back at it again. Saddle up as we go all in on Phyrexians in this chapter of the story. Tune in to today's FLAVOR TEXT as we give updates on your favorite Planeswalking lion man, Ajani, while also introducing a full roster of Praetors to represent each mana color.

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-Check out the Imgur Link https://imgur.com/a/w0wd9d0 for the image gallery for today's show, but only if you want to see some freaks.
-Still want more Magic: the Gathering content? Make sure to check out our Part 1 and Part 2 of the MtG flavor texts from Season 2 in 2019!

Special thanks to #buttthwompnation member "@zhakhix," who continues to give more and more reasons for Kyle to dive into Magic: the Gathering head first!

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DLC EPISODE: CBCB:CBBC

What even is that title? It's just a bunch of letters? Anyway, this bonus episode is one from the Patreon vault! Last summer, we had a Summer 'O' Pilots on the DT! Premium feed. We ran four pilots to test out some formats for a new Patreon Show and we're about to let our Patrons vote on the best one. You may remember hearing a clip show on this feed last year which featured three of those four pilots. If not, it'll be linked below. Well today we present you with the fourth and final show, a show that the DT! crew has been workshopping for a while now using the most cumbersome title yet. This month, Todd leads us all in a monthly comic book club where we will dissect the first issue of Marvel's 8-issue Secret Invasion arc from 2008. It's got espionage, double-crosses, and a whooooole lotta butts.

Recommended Reading: "DLC EPISODE: Summer 'O' Pilots! Clip Show"

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Image Credit: Marvel Comics Secret Wars No 8 cover via Abebooks.com

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Episode 115: Everybody Gets Wondery

Look, everyone knows if you don't get at least 1 Trillion downloads on your Season 6 Premier episode, you'll never make it in podcasting. With that in mind, we've decided to change our format up here a little bit at DT!HQ. As of right now, and probably definitely forever, we're a true crime podcast! We're excited to embark on this bold, new journey, but we also understand the value of staying in our lane. That's why we're kicking off our true crime journey by deciding what the best(?) video game crime to make a podcast about could be!

Our three debaters all cover a different major faction of true crime. Matt's White Collar Nation lived peacefully with Andrew's Murder Nation. But everything changed when Todd and the Cult Nation attacked!

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This episode was not sponsored in any way by Wondery. (Unless of course they'd like to sponsor us.)

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Properties we talked about this week: True Crime, Super Smash Bros., Persona 4, Persona 5, Earthbound, Mother, Mother 2, Mother 3, Wondery, Gizmodo, Wondery Plus.

Music for Debate This! is provided by composer Ozzed under a creative commons license. Check out more of their 8-bit bops at www.ozzed.net!

Image Credit: Reddit post of 3D modeled Evil Mani Mani Statue in r/earthbound from user u/wormsnet.

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