Happy New Year Nerds! It's our podcast house-rule that we always take the first week of the year off. So, instead of a regular episode, here's a trailer for Debate This! Season 7 and what we have on the calendar for this year.

See everyone? It's a trailer! You can start here! You don't have to go back and listen to episode 1. Please don't go back and listen to episode 1.

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Early last year, we took stock of all the FLAVOR TEXT episodes we had recorded by that time and sorted them all in a tier list, which resulted in The Witcher being our most favorite and Kingdom Hearts our least. Now with 20+ more under our belt, we're doing that all over again by both ranking this new batch separately and then together with the first batch.

The second batch of FTs ranked: https://imgur.com/a/ULWskUE

All FTs up-to-date ranked: https://imgur.com/a/1DuNCIt

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Properties we talked about this week: Just, like, a whole bunch of stuff. 

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Happy Winter Season of Non-Denominational Holiday Celebration™ to all of you who celebrate non-denominationaly! Happy Tuesday™ to those of you who don't! It's time for our final debate of the year and our annual shitty peripheral gift exchange! Unfortunately, DT!HQ is a little short on budget this year, so we decided to exchange gifts with the local pawn shop as opposed to each other. So today we've gathered together to decide on the best video game peripheral to sell to a pawn shop?

Matt brought a plank of wood. Andrew brought a slice of Pizza. Todd brought an oldie that is most certainly also a goodie.

Recommended reading:
Atari Stick Station write up: https://rb.gy/pfi4cj
TMNT Controller Press Release: https://rb.gy/9yc7uv

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Hey you! Were we on your Spotify Wrapped this year? Or on any other non-Spotify end of year list? If so, we'd love to know about it! Share that proof to social media and tag one of the accounts above. If you do, you'll be our favorite listener and we may even send you something. Or don't, I'm not your dad.

Properties we talked about this week: Panera Charged Lemonade, The Atari Stick Station, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem, Pizza Scented Xbox Controller, Armor3 NuType Wired Keyboard, Phantasy Star Online, Pawn Stars, Nintendo Speedboard

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Image Credit: Woman sniffing pizza controller from the previously mentioned Xbox press release.

We make the joke all the time that the most common trope of any anime, JRPG, or many other Japanese-created media is to ultimately kill God with the Power of FriendshipTM. But, why is that? Thanks to #buttthwompnation member "@Sharkbait" we present to you a liberal college-level course that answers that question with 2,000+ years of real-world Japanese history!

Link to the Imgur library: https://imgur.com/a/HAaNlGV

Recommended Reading:

• Moon Channel's video essay that served as the major framework for this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEUqLL8J4gI&t=1888s

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The weather outside is getting frightful, but the fire is getting oh so delightful...Or that's how these show notes would have started if we actually recorded a holiday episode. Instead, we recorded an episode about Made-For-TV-Movies and what it would be like if we made those into video games. Just to be clear, no one picked the Made-For-TV-Movie you wanted them to. Nope, not even that one.

Kyle is created the worst (best?) ever modern farming sim. Andrew wrote a script. Todd's main character has a lot of names and that's really all there is to remember about his answer.

The title of this week's episode was NOT selected by our Patrons in our Discord Community because we didn't want to spoil the bit! That said, if you want to help us choose the next one, join our discord, and/or get some bonus content, become part of #ButtThwompNation at patreon.com/debatethiscast

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Hey you! Were we on your Spotify Wrapped this year? Or on any other non-Spotify end of year list? If so, we'd love to know about it! Share that proof to social media and tag one of the accounts above. If you do, you'll be our favorite listener and we may even send you something. Or don't, I'm not your dad.

Properties we talked about this week: Lifetime movies, The Last Prostitute, Stardew Valley, Deadly Daycare, Cadet Kelly, Alan Wake, Alan Wake 2, Murder She Wrote, Who is Clark Rockefeller?, Uncharted, Phoenix Wright

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Image Credit: Took it from this A+E network website.

Welcome, brave adventurers, to Mythic Quest! Here you will find office shenanigans, disregarded player feedback, and the most infuriating way to pronounce "Ian" you can think of. Join us today as we take a deep dive into the Apple+ show Mythic Quest: Ravens Banquet, a brainchild of Charlie Day, Megan Ganz, and Rob McElhenney. If you love Silicon Valley, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and dunking on failed videogame industry tropes, then we have a show (and FLAVORTEXT) for you!

Thanks to friend of the show, Deb, for allowing us the opportunity to talk about this very fun show and for making Matt inject multiples seasons of an Apple+ show into is life over the course of a long weekend. And no, Season 4 hasn't been announced yet.

If you'd like to commission our next FLAVOR TEXT, you can do that right now! Head over to patreon.com/debatethiscast to find out how.

It's not required reading, but here's that article about F. Murray Abraham getting fired: https://www.vulture.com/2023/04/f-murray-abraham-mythic-quest-misconduct.html

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MERCH! We have that! Right now you can go on the internet and order things that say Debate This! On them! All you need to do is head to our Redbubble page and give us your money! You can find that Redbubble page with relative ease by going to www.debatethiscast.com and visiting the “Support the Show” page.

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Image Credit: Mythic Quest promotional poster taken from TV Tropes.

Two and a half years ago, we created a bit in which Todd, Kyle and Matt act as Andrew's collective dads in a Final Fantasy world. Then, a year and a half ago, we revisited this concept a second time. WELL, everyone knows you can't have a trilogy without a third entry. So today we welcome back Sad Dad, Bad Dad and Rad Dad for another Final Fantasy episode! This time we're asking the age old questions, which Final Fantasy location would be the best place to retire?

Matt introduces the family to his entrepreneurial dreams. Todd discusses the dad-tastic urge to visit historical battlefields. Kyle makes the required Heavensward joke.

Recommended reading:
Debate This! Ep. 80: My Man-Sized Step-Wolf
Debate This! Ep. 60: My Thirteen Dads

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Hey you! Are you listening to this podcast on Spotify? Our analytics say it's likely that you are and we're definitely not watching from inside your home... Well if you haven't heard, Spotify is now allowing listeners to rate podcasts! If you have a spare second, consider leaving us a 5-star rating on this new validation platform. Or don't. I'm not your dad. (Because I'm Andrew's dad.)

Properties we talked about this week: Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-2, Final Fantasy XIV, Final Fantasy XV, Final Fantasy XVI, Fortnite, Hard Rock Cafe and Casino

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Image Credit: I photoshopped a picture of the San Francisco Fisherman’s Wharf Hard Rock Café over a picture of Macalania Woods from Final Fantasy X

You know what? It's been a minute since the last time we attempted to save the DC Cinematic Universe. That said, it's only been about three weeks since the last time we "made a series like Disney Plus's Loki." Well, for some reason, we've decided to recapture both of the aforementioned magics and save the DC Cinematic Universe with a series like Disney Plus's Loki! This week we're asking the simple question, "Which DC Villain should lead their own limited run series that isn't Peacemaker or Harley Quinn?"

Andrew threw all of his creativity out the window for this episode and that's all we'll say about that. Matt speaks to the primal urge of man that is de-handling panhandles. We also finally gave Kyle the email log in so he can see the show notes!

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Do you like it when we talk about comics? Do you like it when we say comic words into your lil ears? Would you like more content that includes us saying comic words into your lil ears? If you begrudgingly answered yes to any of those questions, check out our sister show, Avenge This! where ever you get your podcasts!

Properties we talked about this week: Loki, Aquaman, Black Manta, Weather Wizard, The Flash, Bizzaro, Superman Legacy, Twister, I guess technically I have to say Glee

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Image credit: Douglas Meyers as Bizarro in the 1988 Superboy TV show via Comic Vine.

Four years and two days ago today, we released our Five Nights at Freddy's Flavor Text. Well with the new movie releasing at the end of this week, today seemed like the perfect time to rerun that episode in all of it's 3+ hour glory.

So sit back, relax, and tack your red yarn to the cork board. We're going through all the deep lore of FNaF from the first game up until Help Wanted. If you'd like to speed run this episode and just hear the spark notes version of what the movie plot MIGHT be, skip ahead to the 2:45:00 ish mark.

Imgur Link for this episode: https://imgur.com/a/ujBJj02

Spooktacular Review-a-thon:
-Step 1: Review the podcast on Apple Podcasts, Podchaser, Goodpods, or anywhere else you can write reviews!
-Step 2: Take a screenshot of your review, post it to social media, and tag us @debatethiscast
-Step 3: We'll read your review in a spooky voice during the October ad breaks!
-If we get 20 new reviews this month, we'll make Todd play another spooky game live on Twitch!
-You can watch last years stream at https://www.youtube.com/@debatethiscast

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MERCH! We have that! Right now you can go on the internet and order things that say Debate This! On them! All you need to do is head to our Redbubble page and give us your money! You can find that Redbubble page with relative ease by going to www.debatethiscast.com and visiting the “Support the Show” page.

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Image credit: I stole it from the movie’s official Instagram.